Friday, December 29, 2006

Think your day is going badly?

Kiwi

Ok, this is really cute.


And so begins the year of the pig

This February marks the year of the pig for the Chinese calender.

This could improve your life, maybe.

What would we do without Tyra?

National Film Registry Adds 25

This is an interesting list.

Birmingham AL, little Crazy

But smart strippers are cool.

I love Florida

If you don't love Florida you have to be crazy.

Why 2006 sucked, snicker

This is a great list.

Well Jan 1 isnt just for hangovers

Come the 1st of the year scores of new laws are going into effect.

I know this wont end well, but...

Proven way to decrease your chances for breast cancer.

Vaccine

Could the flu season be done for good?

Fingernail artist

Remember the super custom nails that featured snack food and such? here is the artist

Ok, its official.

Taco Bell SUCKS

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Gone and some forgotten

So the year is fast coming to a close, and that means so many published lists, best of 2006, worst of 2006, so on and so on. However i like this list. It is a collection of all the cars that are being killed. Some will create a whimper (Ford Taurus), others out and out sobbing (Ford GT), others took too long (GTO, H1, Stratus) but still there are others.

Sniffle

Anyone care to comment on the loss of any of these nameplates?

Do not try this at home, or anywhere else

Ok, its official: Drifting is mainstream. unfortunately this also means anyone with a rear wheel drive vehicle can try it. Check out the results.





I realized that I did not include a video of someone drifting correctly for the uninitiated.
Here you go

Unbreakable

Heres one for you, the unbreakable DRM encryption AACS has been cracked in 8 days

http://forum.doom9.org/showthread.php?t=119871

DRM is one of those things I have been complaining about for years. The idea that congress can rewrite fair use laws with the "help" of the MPAA and the RIAA is ridiculous. Thankfully there is a huge community of people who, without malice are creating tools that allow us, the users, to use media that we have purchased in any way we see fit. It is unfortunate that we have to go to these lengths just to use content we have purchased, but it is the status quo for now.

Cool stuff.

I have decided to stop spamming the hell out of my friends. With that in mind, I will post links, commentary, and other here on my blog, and maybe send out an email to folks and they can comment if they like. With that in mind, I give you the greatest board game ever:

Best game

Sunday, December 3, 2006

12/3/2006

So this is my first post. Today I would like to talk about cars and their drivers. I live in the northeast of the United States and I commute along a 30 mile stretch of 84. During my day I encounter a wide variety of cars and drivers. Here are a few

1. The VIP: There are several different ways to spot the VIP, the most important is that they will try to overtake you in any lane no matter the cost. Generally speaking they are in their late 30s to mid 40s, white, and driving either a European coupe or SUV (stupid ugly vehicle).

2. The Switchboard: Generally a white female, late 20s to early 50s almost always a SUV Chevy suburban seems to be a favorite. They will weave in and out of their lane driving by braille while completely engaged in conversation. Bonus points if they are also drinking a Starbucks half-caf, soy, sugar free, grande, whatever.

3. The Andretti: Distinctive from the Soyboy (mentioned later). The Andretti is driving a Corvette, Porsche, Audi S or RS anything, Infinity coupe. A male in their mid 30s to late 50s, this driver appears to have a modicum of skill behind the wheel without a single inkling of concern for the comfort of their fellow motorists. Crossing two lanes of traffic to pull ahead of a mysterious and often nonexistent rival car by a car length or two they will cut you off at a moments notice. Although I have not tested all these different cars I do believe that some of the manufacturers no longer equip their vehicles with turn signal stalks.

4. The Soyboy: A male in their late teens through late 20s, although lately the trend seems to bee carrying over into older males and even females. Vehicles to watch out for: too numerous to name individually but any coupe or sedan priced less than 25,000$ Over sized rims, large spoilers set at 0 angle, unpainted body kits, coffee can sized exhaust outlets, and the sound of an angry lawnmower can sometimes be heard over subwoofers the size of serving platters. These drivers roll slowly through mall parking lots with their stereos blasting completely unconcerned that the stream of profanities flowing out of their cars is heard by everyone. Frankly I am completely against censorship in any form, but come on its 9:30 in the morning so you really need to listen to that crap with you volume turned to 11 while I am just trying to have a smoke and a coffee.

5. The Geriacer: This is exclusive to late model Lexus SC series vehicles. The car is so boring the only people who buy it are in their late 50s and up. The Hyundai Tiburon beat it in a comparison on top gear (find it on googletube). The vehicle is often seen in the passing lane doing 62 MPH. Here is a tip for current and prospective buyers: BUY A REAL SPORTS CAR, or buy a Chrysler seabring convertible. There is nothing about this car that can't be done better then almost any other car in its price range.

6. Oldschooler: Male, late teens to infinity. Ford mustang, Chevy Camaro, Pontiac Firebird, Dodge Charger, etc. Dear god wide open exhaust, huge tires in the back and a penchant for thinking every stop light is a Drag tree. Guess what? It isn't, and nobody cares how load you car is. FYI the hot chicks in the car next to you are laughing about how hard you have to compensate.

Well that's all I have for right now, any you would like to see added? post it in the comments section.